That time of month

At eleven o'clock last night Cookie decided she would start her time of the month, and guess who had to drive half way to Halifax because Cookie forgot to buy them the last time she went to the supermarket?
For the love of all things holy Cookie, there are four of you, why can't you buy in bulk?
And when Felix starts snooping around and discovers the box in the back of the bathroom cabinet you're going to have to explain it to him, and when you're done explaining it to Felix can you maybe explain it to me one more time?