Darlene and Betty Anne

My girls Darlene and Betty Anne had a big fight last week, and of course neither of them will tell me what caused it.
I asked their sister Moonie what happened and she just rolled her eyes and gave me her crazy look and went back to reading that damn book she is always carrying around with her.
Sometimes I think I have a big tattoo on my forehead that reads
Hello, I'm Francis Pottie, If You're One Of My Daughters Please Ignore Me.