Update on Lexter
Now that Cookie and the girls are watching the Wheel I got a chance to get back online.
I guess I should tell you about Lexter, his wife Becky, and the triplets.
Lexter got a job as a mechanic at the Esso Station on the main highway over to Dominion. Lexter may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but he knows all about car engines and the like. So with the money he makes from that, and the little extra he gets for helping Frenchy LeDeuoux dig septic tanks on the sly, him and Becky were able to get a place of their own just on the other side of the Canadian Tire store. Cookie, put up quite a stink about them moving out, something about all her chicks flying away. Jesus Christ on a hot plate Cookie, it's the other side of New Bedford, not the other side of the friggin' world.
Don't tell anybody, but I kind of miss Lexter, Becky, and the three little nobsters.
Oh yeah, I guess I should tell you that the triplets were born on New Years Eve, and everything went fine, and they're all healthy, and thank god none of them look like Lexter, let's just hope they didn't get his brain either.
They named them Lexter Junior, Constance, and Liane.
Lexter Junior is after Lexter, and Constance is after Cookie, because Constance is Cookie's real name, and Liane is after an actress from some movie that Becky saw before she met Lexter.
I guess I should tell you about Lexter, his wife Becky, and the triplets.
Lexter got a job as a mechanic at the Esso Station on the main highway over to Dominion. Lexter may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but he knows all about car engines and the like. So with the money he makes from that, and the little extra he gets for helping Frenchy LeDeuoux dig septic tanks on the sly, him and Becky were able to get a place of their own just on the other side of the Canadian Tire store. Cookie, put up quite a stink about them moving out, something about all her chicks flying away. Jesus Christ on a hot plate Cookie, it's the other side of New Bedford, not the other side of the friggin' world.
Don't tell anybody, but I kind of miss Lexter, Becky, and the three little nobsters.
Oh yeah, I guess I should tell you that the triplets were born on New Years Eve, and everything went fine, and they're all healthy, and thank god none of them look like Lexter, let's just hope they didn't get his brain either.
They named them Lexter Junior, Constance, and Liane.
Lexter Junior is after Lexter, and Constance is after Cookie, because Constance is Cookie's real name, and Liane is after an actress from some movie that Becky saw before she met Lexter.
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