I was away

Eh, sorry that I've lost contact with you all, but last summer Darlene and Betty gave the computer some kind of virus and I just got around to getting it back from the shop. I let Carl, he's the guy who runs the computer repair place, install that new Windows software on it, and that caused all sorts of damn problems too.
I hope I can catch you up in the next couple of weeks.
I think the two girls need to get out on their own, but Cookie says that she needs their help around the house. Help with what, deciding whether to watch Oprah or Sally Jesse at 4 o'clock?