Haircut

I had to get a haircut today, but it was Junior's day off so I had to get it cut by his assistant Naomi.
Sweet Sister of the Holy Virgin Mary, it just isn't right for a woman under 30 to give a man over 50 a haircut, unless she is an immediate family member, if you get my drift.
It's better that Cookie doesn't find out about this, she just wouldn't understand.